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Breaking News: Suspicious Lunch Shuts Down Ft. Myers Posted: 18 May 2010 11:24 AM PDT Who says there isn’t rampant paranoia in the U.S.? Certainly nobody in the Ft. Myers, Florida downtown. This is the official Homeland Security recognized “suspicious package” which brought the city center of Ft. Myers, FL to a grinding halt today. Luckily, downtown Ft. Myers is mostly deserted any time of the day since there is no “there” there. But this didn’t stop the local gendarmes from erecting numerous barricades, alerting the media, and causing general consternation. The lunch was successfully exploded and the homeless and seagulls are working on clean-up. Reports indicate that life in Ft. Myers is returning to normal after the suspicious package was first noticed and residents are worrying once again about Obama instituting socialized medicine while they spend their social security money on Canadian medications. You might like these too... Barfing Her Way Across the U.S.A. – Ft. Myers Edition Bark Buster Fail Nashville Flooded; Bloggers Freaking Over Lack of National Attention Today is Her First Cheese Day. She’s Taking Me to Cheddar’s. Is that a Brat in your pants or… Powered by Contextual Related Posts Be Socialable

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