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- Lunatic Fringe Weirdo Predicts $5 gallon Gas by 2012
- Scintillating Christmas Conversation
| Posted: 28 Dec 2010 10:08 PM PST
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| Lunatic Fringe Weirdo Predicts $5 gallon Gas by 2012 Posted: 28 Dec 2010 09:44 AM PST I’m thinking that President Obama may just want to turn the reins of the presidency over to Newt Gingrich early. The ex-president of Shell Oil is predicting that gas will be $5 a gallon in 2012. Obviously a loon who is way out of touch with the oil business, right? Probably the only goofball who is predicting $5 a gallon gas, right? Wrong, petroleum distillate breath. Another weirdo, Tom Kloza, chief oil analyst with Oil Price Information Service, told CNN that he did not believe $5 a gallon gas would happen in 2012. He thought it could take all the way to 2019 before there was a 66% increase over today’s prices. We’re paying $3.159 in Smallburg, up from $3.049 a week ago, up from $2.849 the week before that. Supply and demand. Wrong, light sweet crude breath. Yeah, in less than a month the demand for gasoline has skyrocketed in Smallburg. *cough*bullshit*cough* Here’s the wacko, outta-control, brain-damaged, wildly ranting about the impending catastrophy (prediction is about 6:25.) Watch and weep. |
| Scintillating Christmas Conversation Posted: 28 Dec 2010 06:33 AM PST Thursday afternoon: I think I’m getting what you have. She: cough Friday morning: grooooan. Friday mid-morning: I got it, sneeze groooooooan snort She: sneeze, sniffle Friday noon: zzzzzzzz Cough zzzzz Sneeze zzzzzzzzz She: sneeze, sneeze, blow, sneeze, cough, sneeze, cough Friday afternoon: What drugs sneeze blow do you have? She: Sudafed, sneeze, in bathroom drawer. I’m feeling better. Cough. Christmas eve: I’m, sneeze, going, cough, to, blow, bed, grooooooooooan. Hope you feel better in the morning. Christmas Morning: grooooooooan, sniff, snork, hack, hack, hack, grooooooooan She: want to open presents, cough? After presents: Why do, hack, dogs love, cough, to tear up, sneeze, snot rags and drag them all over? She: Just their way, cough, of unwrapping the presents we leave for them. Grooooooooooooan, I’m going, hack, hack, sneeze, blow, back to bed. |
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