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Tuesday, March 8, 2011

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Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Ten Commandments of Marriage

Posted: 07 Mar 2011 03:04 AM PST

Smile!

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

Ten Commandments of Marriage

1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning.

2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

3. Marriage is grand — and divorce is at least 100 grand!

4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.

8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.

10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

Arcamax

Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

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