Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog) |
| Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Ole 1701D Ready to be Traded In? Posted: 10 Jan 2011 06:20 AM PST  Smile! Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all. So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the… Baby Boomers Monday Musings.This is for all you Star Trek fans out there. Enjoy… Signs that the Enterprise is Nearing the End of it’s Warranty– Impulse engines stall when used in reverse. – Digital speedometer on helm console stuck at “88″. – Shields fail to work on alternate Fridays. – Rust problem in engineering causes support failure: one corner of warp coil now help up by phone book. – Computer fails to process any instruction beginning with “w”. – Booster cables become permanent fixtures in transporter room. – Captain’s chair must be propped up against screen to keep image from flickering. – Guinan stops wearing large, heavy hats for fear of falling through squeaky part of floor in 10-forward. – Main sensor array unable to pick up anything except CBS. – Lower part of bridge falls even lower and ramps along either side become too steep for crew to climb. – Turbolift cannot climb past deck 5 when there are more than 2 people on board. – Holodeck becomes caught in an infinite loop: ship is overcome by ten thousand care bears. – Ship cannot enter warp while food dispenser is making Kraft macaroni and cheese. – Food dispenser in 10-forward will only serve light beer. – Bug in main computer speech processor: computer voice will either stutter or talk like Barbara Walters. – Untraceable glitch in plumbing periodically replaces water in Wesley’s shower with frozen concentrated orange juice. – Ship’s dryer indiscriminately shreds crew’s uniforms, and related problem in fabrication machinery will only produce new clothing with Roger Rabbit caricature prominently displayed. – Computer refuses to carry out commands unless captain says “Pretty please with sugar on it”. – Replacement parts for automatic door to captain’s ready room are exhausted and door must be replaced with bead curtains. – Saucer section separates whenever ship makes left turn. Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’ You may also want to join the Baby Boomers US Forum for conversations by Baby Boomers about topics important to Baby Boomers!          
|
| You are subscribed to email updates from Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog) To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
| Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 | |
No comments:
Post a Comment
Thank you for commenting on my blog. I will write back soon!