Thursday, February 10, 2011

Going Like Sixty

Going Like Sixty


Hillary Clinton Summons Her Mininons

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 01:24 PM PST

Sex Toys

Why wasn’t I informed? Boy are my feelings hurt.

All U.S. Ambassadors to all nations have been called back to Washington for a summit conference this week.

politico.com

“Ambassadors from almost all 260 U.S. embassies, consulates and other posts in more than 180 countries are expected to convene at the State Department for what's being billed as the first meeting of its kind.”

Huffingtonpost.com

“Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton is convening an unprecedented mass meeting of U.S. ambassadors.”

U.S. State Department

“Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton convened the first ever Global Chiefs of Mission Conference. This will be the first time U.S. Ambassadors will gather from around the world simultaneously.”

The sky's the limit with ideas and conspiracy…

  • Settling the debt score between nations prior to a new world currency roll-out
  • A dollar currency devaluation
  • China is calling in our debt
  • New severely damaging Wikileaks about to release
  • Afraid of electronic communication leaks of something very important to discuss

I’m sure somebody will get the message to me if it’s something I need to know.

10 Things I Would Not Do for a 10% Discount

Posted: 09 Feb 2011 11:02 AM PST

Well I am about to pass masonry. What a load.

Just like that post title: Whuck? Shouldn’t it be 10 Things I WOULD do for a 50% Discount? Well, maybe.

GiftCardGranny spammed me with this list of discounts available for people of a certain age or older.

Read this and see if you don’t puke with their oversell:

Thankfully, there are also plenty of financial perks that come with getting older – if you know where to look. For the frugal shopper, our “golden years” offer a wealth of discounts on everything from groceries and clothing to travel and, of course, restaurants. At Gift Card Granny we’ve rounded up 136 of the best deals aimed exclusively at the senior set.

As I scrolled through the list, they are all (well, 92% at least) are for Ten Friggin’ Percent Off.

10%.

Shit, sales tax is 6% in Kentucky, 7% in Tennessee places where we do most of our conspicuous consumption.

Here are ten things I would not do for a 10% discount:

  • Pick my nose with YOUR finger
  • Cross the street against the light
  • Yell, “Foosball” in a crowded theater
  • Drift using a lawn chair
  • File my income tax using grape juice

Birthday freebies are somewhat better - if you can wade through the massive amounts of spammy crap.

  • Culver's – Free sundae as well as a few printable coupons when you first sign up
  • Fuddruckers – They have a Fudd Club which will w-mail you a coupon for a free 1/3 pound burger
  • IHOP – You'll get a free meal when you sign up and on your birthday.
  • Krispy Kreme – Free half dozen glazed donuts and a coffee mug with either coffee or soda in it! You might want to sign up ahead of time.
  • Ruby Tuesday – Free handcrafted burger of your choice.

We Seasoned Citizens deserve more. I demand more. When it’s my birthday, I am dig out my walker and shuffle into Hooters and demand to see their best breasts – FREE.

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