Thursday, July 1, 2010

Going Like Sixty

Going Like Sixty

Getting Ready for the 4th of July: America The Beautiful, Vagina Style

Posted: 30 Jun 2010 11:26 PM PDT

Just for the record, I am not one of those that thinks the U.S. should change it’s national anthem from Star Spangled Banner to America the Beautiful.

As a matter of fact, it irrigates the crap out of me when the two are played and people put their hand over their hearts for America the Beautiful.

As Amy Gordon demonstrates, America the Beautiful has it’s place in american history and when it is played correctly – with a kazoo and a vagina – women should put their right hand over their vagina and men should cup their balls.

God Bless Amy Gordon.
God Bless America.

Terrefugia With Kayaks: Flying Amphibious Car

Posted: 30 Jun 2010 01:08 PM PDT

St. Todd deCubbville loves aeroplanes.

He is dropping subtle hints that he would like  Terrafugia flying car.

Hints like:

Buy me this for my birthday.

For a guy, that’s subtle.

After an exchange of emails, he said if I bought another kayak, to make it amphibious, he would fly me down to the Everglades and I could kayak among the gators.

Yeah, subtle.

Gators. Kayak. Me.

Just glad that life insurance bill finally got paid!
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