Monday, November 28, 2011

Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog)

Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog)


Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Deep Thoughts For Those Who Take Life Way Too Seriously

Posted: 28 Nov 2011 03:28 AM PST

Smile!

Smile!

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

Deep Thoughts…

- Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

- A day without sunshine is like…night.

- On the other hand, you have different fingers

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

- Remember, half the people you know are below average.

- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

- Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.

- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

- Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

 OK, . . . . so what’s the speed of dark?

- When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

- Just remember – if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.

- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Life isn’t like a box of chocolates; it’s more like a jar of jalapeno’s. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.

Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

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