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Monday, April 11, 2011

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Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Thoughts On Aging

Posted: 11 Apr 2011 03:57 AM PDT

Smile!

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

Thoughts On Aging

- The aging process could be slowed down if it had to work its way through Congress.

- You’re getting old when you’re sitting in a rocker and you can’t get it started.

- You’re getting old when you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn’t do anything the night before.

- The cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good, spit it out.

- Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

- It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.

- You know you’re getting old when you stop buying green bananas.

- Last Will and Testament: Being of sound mind, I spent all my money.

- When you lean over to pick something up off the floor, you ask yourself if there is anything else you need to do while you are down there.

- You find yourself in the middle of the stairway, and you can’t remember if you were downstairs going up or upstairs going down.

Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

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