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Monday, June 6, 2011

Baby Boomers U. S. (The Blog)

Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – More, Did You Ever Wonder?

Posted: 06 Jun 2011 04:01 AM PDT

Smile!

Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all.

So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the…

Baby Boomers Monday Musings.

Did You Ever Wonder Again?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don’t they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

No one ever says, “It’s only a game,” when their team is winning.

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn’t zigzag?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’

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