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| Monday Musings for Baby Boomers – Clever Puns Posted: 17 Dec 2012 03:21 AM PST  Smile! Monday has always been a little bit of a let down, what with it being the beginning of the work week and all. So to start things out on a bright note for the week, I bring you the… Baby Boomers Monday Musings.Clever Puns Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. A backward poet writes inverse. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is two tired. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don’t pay your exorcist, you get repossessed. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. Hope that put a little smile on your face and Keep On Smilin’ You may also want to join the Baby Boomers US Forum for conversations by Baby Boomers about topics important to Baby Boomers!  |
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